Deaths

Grandpa Eddy - Old Age
Grandma Edna - Old age, emphysema
Grandpa Jensen - Old Age, bad walker
Mike Gribble - Pancreatic Cancer
Amber - Hit by a train (possibly suicide)
Andy - Leukemia
Christian - suicide by hanging
Mike Pitner - Cancer?
Sara - Drug Overdose
Mike Guis - Bicycle Accident
Bryna's Grandma Lucille - Old age
Nicole Claffy - Drug Overdose

Broken Bones

Thumb (10th grade)
Arm
Ribs
Collar Bone
(All three breaks within a year of each other, 2005/2006, skateboarding)

Bands

Edna
Me, Ryan Neighbors (guitar), Todd (bass), sometimes Aaron (drums), Jeff Gross (drums). Became My Broth'r Hans when I left

Vincent's Other Ear
Me, Chris Brunner (Guitar), Kirk Larsen (base), Mike Kellogg (drums)

The Ugly Sticks (started out as The 925s)
Me, Mike Kellogg (drums), Scott Berringer (Guitar), sometimes Patrick (bass), Aaron Weiss (bass), James Williams (bass), Chris Woodhouse (guitar)

Best Friends

Maria Gaffney
Erick Mair (sp?)
Jeremy (biker parents)
Chris Inagawa
Sean Horne
Miguel Zepeda
Jamie Davis
Kim Breedon
Jim Hood
Bill Russel
Ryan Neighbors
Christian Gibson
Chris Brunner
Bryna Lovig
Dan Murphy
James Jensen
Patrick Skiffington
Michelle
Allen Denault
Sid Heberger

At least two of the people on this list have done time in prison
At least two others have done jail time
At least two have graduated from college
At least two are High School drop outs
I'm currently in touch with 8 people on this list
Three people on this list have kissed me
One person on this list is related to me
One person on this list has had sex with me (lucky)
Five people on this list have lived with me
To the best of my knowledge everyone on this list is still alive
I know that four of the people on this list have kids
8 people on this list, I'm pretty sure, don't have kids

Pets

Karate Judo Kung Fu- Black Cat
Abigail- German Shephard
Aretha May- Little black dog, cocka poo
A Couple of Hermit Crabs
Cheryl Anne- Pomeranion
Wicket- (Cheryl Anne's baby)
Bunny Rabbit
Nicole- Pig
Freddy- Cat
Ginger- Cat (Freddy's Sis)
Herackles- Bryna's cat, but sorta mine too.
Jonathon- Cat (Ginger's baby)
Pabst- Puffer Fish
Ass-Julio- Snowflake Eel
Lazerous- The most notable of three water puppies
Couple of Hamsters
Scuttle Butt/Ezekial- Peach Front Conure, bird
Sheila- Cockatiel
Lots of other fish and many many sea monkeys

Blogs

Fight Stories
All My Jobs
Drugs
Dreams
Lists
Panhandling
Personal Blog, RockAss.net
True Stories
Fiction
Poems
Comedy Troupe
Paid Blog for Roofing company
All My Kisses

Vehicles

1972 VW Bus
1964 VW Bus
1971 VW Bus
1990 Toyotoa Corolla

Homes

Candlelwood Street Corona, Until age 14
Roseville House, until age 17
Citrus Height apartment, a couple of months
Citrus Heights Condo, without parents, a few months
Rocklin House, Until age 18, exactly
24th and K apartment, Sacramento, 6 months or so
24th and P apartment, a year?
24th and Capitol apartment, until age 21 exactly
On the Road with Spike and Mike, until age 22 exactly
V.W. Bus w/Bryna, two months
Erick's house in Riverside, a few months
Sean's couch, a few weeks
Apartmet with Nicole, 16th and D? a couple of months
House on 15th and T street, a little while
??? stayed with Bryna, 6th and U, was on the road a-lot
Lived with Todd, Capitol Towers
Lived with Brett and The Devil 4th and V
Eventually, got house with James on 5th and T
Apartment Above The Depot, 20th and K
Stayed with Tony, 13th and F?
Q between 15th and 16th
Elk Grove, house sitting, 6 months, or was it 6 years?
19th and U

Girlfriends

Jenny
Sherry
Lupe
Homely curly haired girl, for a couple days in Jr. High
Wendy, for a couple of days in Jr. High
Candy, for one day in Jr. High
Rocio
Nicole
Emily
Christine
Bryna

Schools

Elementary
Home Gardens
Norco
Lincoln Alternative

Jr. High
Auburndale

H.S.
Roseville
Success
Adalante
Oakmont

College
Sac. City (for about two weeks)

Sex

Emily
Bryna
Christine
??? Girl from Cattle Club, Michael's Date
April
Hitchhiker in Riverside (probably too young)
Allegra
Colleen
Marin

Drugs

Sugar
Ritalin
Alcohol
Pot
LSD
Caffeine
Crack Cocaine
Cocaine
Crank
Mushroom
Exstacy
Rush
GHB
Nitrous
VCR HeadCleaner/Maximum Impact
Tar Heroin (maybe)

Family

Parents (divorced)
Mom
Kathleen Anne Marie Coyle, maiden name
Kathleen Anne Marie Jensen, current name

Dad
John Carl Jensen

Older Brothers
John Carl Jensen
Erick Hans Jensen
Edward Patrick Jensen

Younger Brother
James Elliot Jensen