I'm so swank

This is a pic from the new News and Review out today. I shaved my beard, leaving the mustache by request of the N&R folks who said they needed someone to look Sleazy. Glad sleazy makes 'em think of me. That's real nice guys.
Buy hey, a gigs a gig and I got porn and cocaine to pay for yeah. Not that I don't make a pretty penny selling used SUVs, but I got a REALLY big porn and cocaine habit.
Get it? I was being sleazy. Um, okay, see ya later.