Playboy

Illustrations by Marcus, Grumblebee.com
"I like tits." I announced as Paul and I passed around a Playboy Magazine we'd stolen from our friend Jeremy's dad's collection.

"I'm all about ass." Paul replied.

"Dude, guys have asses too. And bush is just hair. Tits are what girls have that guys don't have. If you like ass you might as well be a fag."

"Fuck you. Girl's have nice asses."

"What's the difference?"

"Guy's asses are all lumpy and hairy and shit."

"My ass aint lumpy or hairy. It looks the same as a girl's ass."

"Dude, you're the fag."

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