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I've had too many jobs in my life. I have no security, no retirement plan, not even a decent resume. I do however have many stories. And here they are. This blog 100% maintained while on the clock at my current job. Please don't tell my boss.

Friday, June 09, 2006

More on The Mime Gig

Tomorrow I'm a mime. I got my striped shirt, black pants (not tight stretch pants, oh thank you Jeebus,) white gloves, beret and make up from my buddy James at Decades costumes on Del Paso.

I will be hiting three locations tomorrow promoting "Libertage- The Expression Line
Corrector" while dressed as a mime. I will be paid $55 an hour for this, and will be chauffeured about in a limosine. Yep. Strange day here I come.

Want to come make fun of and harrass me? Here's a the schedule, but it's prone to adjustments.
  • Arden Mall by Macy’s entrance Spencer Gifts 11am to 1pm
  • Old Sacramento 1pm to 3pm
  • The Galleria Rocklin 4pm to 6pm
I'll take lots of pictures. And I'm guessing I'll have lots of fun. Either way, I'll be making lots of money. Woo hoo.

PS: The graphic is me panhandling as a mime. That story is here!



Read indy comic hot shot Jeffrey Brown's story HERE
My Cousin's brutal tale of being a beat cop in NYC is HERE
Swimming with dolphins in Gay Hawaii is HERE.
Being Will Ferrell is HERE.

And of course all of my own work tales are HERE!
and my home page is HERE
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2 Comments:

  • At 5:51 PM, KLJ's mother said…

    There was a loser named Keith
    An occassional pan-handling thief

    Can't hold down a job
    Mixes with the wrong mob

    His miserable life will be brief.

     
  • At 6:00 PM, Keith Lowell Jensen said…

    On my brother's blog this post, which you were proud of enough to post twice, was out of place and pesky, but here I kind of like it.

    I still don't like YOU though, ya little vandal.
    Instead of playing the "look at me" game on my brothers blog, why not go create your own forum for your creativity, or find somewhere where you're welcom and where you can express yourself, even your critiques of religious types in a way that's constructive.

    oh well, the world will always be full of dumb asses. Congratulations you're one of them. Good news, it seems the condition can in some cases be temporary.

     

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