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I've had too many jobs in my life. I have no security, no retirement plan, not even a decent resume. I do however have many stories. And here they are. This blog 100% maintained while on the clock at my current job. Please don't tell my boss.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

All My Links



Wow. A-lot folks are linking to this blog and saying some nice things, so I figured I'd start a list. If you've linked me send me the information and I'll get you on here as well. Thanks everyone.

i found this website the other day of a guy who's done more jobs than a dozen people would in a life time.
http://rockass.net/allmyjobs/2005/08/all-jobs-in-order-even.html
ive been obsessed with it for some reason. it's like a novel for me that i cant put down. i tell myself i'll read one more and then close the window but i find myself clicking again and again. check it out.
http://spaces.msn.com/voidofchaos/


It’s fun to read about all Keith’s jobs.

http://Cockeyed.com


Stayed up way too late reading All My Jobs. Got the link from Ben. Very good reading. I reccomend you read the first page and you'll be hooked. And that's before the rampant sex and drugs!
http://goawaylosers.blogspot.com/


Keith Lowell Jensen's stories of all the jobs he's ever had. It's quite funny.
http://waldo.jaquith.org/


All of his jobs held, in order. Interesting reading.
http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/rockass.net/allmyjobs/2005/08/all-jobs-in-order-even.html


I found a new website of interest, http://rockass.net/allmyjobs, to waste internet quota on.

http://ocdiversion.blogspot.com/


So I read some stories. I'm not going to lie to you, man, you seem like bit of a jerk. But an
entertaining jerk.
Thanks for writing these down. I'm definitely looking forward to enjoying the rest of them.
This guy didn't actually link me, he commented on my link at metafilter.com
Ha ha, the jerk called me a jerk


Post:
Interesting blog read, and a good story about every job this guy has ever had (and there are many)
Kind of a wacky insight into someone elses life.

Reply:
wow that guy writes alot
posted on the forum at strictlyea.com



you might enjoy this guy's stories about his crappy jobs.. he has had a lot of them. he once dunked his hand into kfc chicken batter, then stuck it into the deep-fryer.

posted on the forum at http://phantasytour.com


Keith Lowell Jensen is the very definition of "slacker". He's had more jobs than just about anyone else that I've ever met. He claims to be a writer, but it appears that he spends most of his time panhandling in a banana suit. (He says it's an "art form".) My favorite story is where he was fired from an ice cream parlor because his references didn't pan out.
Is this a hoax, a collection of made-up stories by someone trying to be funny? Probably. But it's still rather amusing if you have ever schlepped tables for minimum wage. Besides, he has a really cool picture. Must be a comic book fan.
http://www.hellinahandbasket.net/archives/002511.html


While stumbling around one of my favorite blogs Cockeyed.com, I came across a link to this list of all of All of Keith's Jobs in order even!

I thought to myself: I have an uncanny memory, a variable employment history, AND a place to write things down! I should copy him! I'm not going into the amount of detail that he does--I mean, this blog isn't SOLELY about my past employment experiences. I have to talk about my current ones as well!

http://nikekalami.livejournal.com/79076.html#cutid1


This one is accompanied by lots of snarky comments. Enjoy, but watch out for NSFW images.
Sensible Erection/All My Jobs


Jake is touched by Mike's words which makes me really happy.
jakerabbit.livejournal.com



"I found This tonight, and have been quite entertained reading it. It's a big long list of stories from every job this guy's ever had (seems to be around 45 by my count.) Despite his sometimes horrible grammar it's often funny and occasionally a bit insightful.


My favorite line from it:
Quote:
'I went back to the pizza place where Bill and Rob and Muffin were waiting, and laughing. Great, I'd been a pawn in a prank between two fags, a narcoleptic mechanic and a feminist dyke.' "
http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8780

This link is from a really cool blog that another working Joe is writing in realtime, or something like that.
http://bottomrung.wordpress.com/

Keep Them Links a comin'. Thanks all.


Read indy comic hot shot Jeffrey Brown's story HERE
My Cousin's brutal tale of being a beat cop in NYC is HERE
Swimming with dolphins in Gay Hawaii is HERE.
Being Will Ferrell is HERE.

And of course all of my own work tales are HERE!
and my home page is HERE
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