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Hey single moms, students, sorrority girls, etc. like being the center of attention? A friend of mine got this crazy e-mail.

Check out the e-mail below and be sure to call the number and listen to the ten minute message. It talks about dressing up "like a hot little nympho in heat" and working the guys up so their one-hour massages "only last two or three minutes. " Wow, this after they assure you the job isn't sleazy. And I see no mention of massages anywhere in the job description?! It is mentioned, barely, in the e-mail, and then explicitly in the phone message. I'm sure the actual touching of weiners doesn't get mentioned until the first day of work. They want to reel you in slowly and carefully.

Listen to an mp3 of the recording by clicking here, or right click and select "Save as" to download.

So this is what the rich are doing with their money. No wonder they get so pissed at having to give any of it to social programs and the like. Here's the E-mail and attachment (note the bold and italics are mine):


Hi Amber:

Thank you for responding to my email about the sexy cocktail server job! I apologize in case it's taken awhile to get back to you - we are opening clubs all over the country and have received a large response. In case you are still interested, we are currently undergoing an expansion at our Sacramento Mannesmann Club and as always, are definitely interested in vivacious and sexy young women for that club that enjoy the game of teasing men and who thrive on the resulting attention! In case you haven't seen it, I've attached a copy of the job description for the Sacramento club (SEE ATTACHMENT). You need to be aware that at this time we have a short waiting list for cocktail server openings at that location. I'm interested in you but won't be able to guarantee an opening for another several weeks. My suggestion is that you initiate the interview process (as described below) right away so that your name can be placed on the list as soon as possible. If you're interested in one of the massage trainee positions ($75/hr. cash – 20 hrs./week max.) we do have a limited number of openings available now.


If you are interested in either of the jobs, the best way to proceed would be the following: I am going to provide you with a phone number that you can call to hear a ten minute message from my boss, James Tucker. He is the person in charge of hiring for these positions (I just screen applicants and forward the ones that sound good). Try to pick a time when you can listen to it completely without distractions. It should provide a pretty complete picture as to what this job entails (also, it does cut off after 10 minutes exactly). After you've listened to it, if you decide that you still want to continue, you'll be able to call a different number and talk directly with James. He'll be able to respond to any of your unanswered questions and arrange to meet with you. He did request that I mention that it would be especially helpful if that when anyone did call him about this job that she try to be somewhere by herself (without distractions) so that she can speak openly without regard to her surroundings! That will enable you to have an honest and direct conversation, without wasting each other's time.


The number to call for the ten minute recording is: 310-599-9005. It can be called anytime 24 hrs – day or night.

The number to call James directly once you've listened to the recording is: 877-634-5510 toll free.

We are located in Los Angeles (although our U.S. headquarters are in Seattle) and the best time to call him is between 6:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. Pacific Time on weekdays OR between 6:00 a.m. and 11:00 a.m. Pacific Time on weekends. He's a morning person so it's OK to call early!

I don't want to be too presumptuous but in case you are interested I'm going to drop him an email that you may be one of the individuals calling about the Sacramento club. Good luck!

Michelle Calderone

The Mannesmann Club

888-923-9888

mannesmannclub@cox.net

P.S. Amber, you sound like someone that would be well suited for this job! If this is something you want to pursue I suggest that you not be shy about calling Dr. Tucker directly ASAP and expressing your interest in the job. He's a busy guy but this is his job. In case you don't get through to him immediately don't feel like you're being a pest, just keep calling or leave a message(s) and he WILL call you back. I'll make sure he expects your call!

P.P.S. I'd like to make another suggestion based on past experience - even if you decide against applying immediately; you may want to save this email in a permanent location. You never know when you'll need extra cash.

The Attachment/Job Description:

COCKTAIL SERVERS / HOSTESSES for upscale men's club – SACRAMENTO, CA - $24.50/hour plus $500/month cash clothing allowance!

Students, College Co-eds, Single Moms, Sorority Girls, Ladies looking to earn extra cash on the side discreetly without doing anything "sleazy or illegal" are welcome to apply! You don't have to look like a Playboy model to do this! (Though it's certainly a plus if you enjoy teasing guys in the way you dress and act!) If your favorite holiday is Halloween, this is for you! If your favorite pastime is frequenting clubs and teasing men, why not get paid for it? If you’re the type of gal that has a closet full of sexy clothes that you seldom get to wear, you’re our type of woman!

Part time and full time for national chain of private upscale men's clubs.

Not a strip club!

Throughout 2005-6 we will be opening new locations in close proximity to virtually every large college town throughout the U.S. and Canada, including SACRAMENTO, CA! To find other locations near you contact us by email or phone. You will receive a prompt response! If you are located near a college campus the odds are good there will be a Mannesmann Club near you!

NO NUDITY!

NO TOUCHING BY CLIENTS!

No tipping allowed.

Must be 18 years or older.

$24.50/hour plus $500/mo. clothing allowance. 8-32 hours/week.

No experience necessary - will train.

Must be open minded, responsible, and able to interface with mature, high profile clientele.

Club is open 24 hours/day, seven days/week.

Shifts are four hours long and there are six shifts in every 24 hour period.

Shifts are 12-4, 4-8, 8-12. a.m. and p.m.

Flexible hours available.

Anonymity guaranteed.

Call Michelle Calderone at: 310-485-2000 OR

email her: mannesmannclub@cox.net

PHOTOS (ONE OR MORE) ARE DEFINITELY A PLUS and may be emailed to the same address! PLEASE make an effort to submit one or more - they don't have to be professional! Provocative is better.

Please make sure to include a phone number where we can reach you.

This is a private club. Confidentiality is paramount. If you enjoy being the center of attention this is guaranteed to be an exciting learning experience!


No experience required.

Complete training provided.

Must be 18 years or older!

Must be comfortable wearing provocative attire!

Positive and enthusiastic applicants are especially welcome!

Direct email: mailto:mannesmannclub@cox.net?subject=COCKTAIL SERVERS / HOSTESSES - $24.50/HR. PLUS $500/MO. CLOTHING ALLOWANCE (SACRAMENTO - MANNESMANN)

Direct phone: 310-485-2000

Contact: Michelle Calderone

Although these jobs are available on a year round basis and you are welcome to apply at anytime, our hiring tends to be heaviest around the beginning of fall, summer and spring semesters.

THERE ARE NO BARTENDING OPENINGS AVAILABLE!

I do hope some of you will record your e-mail and phone interactions and share them. This is some hillariously sleazey business right here. Yes it is.

And if I may faux-mo out for a minute, DAMN! $500 a month clothing allowance! I'm there!

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